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On money...
People have to live day-to-day because they live day-to-day.
On people...
People are stupid. I hate people.
On traffic...
People who drive slow in the left lane should be beaten and arrested. I am a
firm believer of this.
On crime...
Not only should we take away TV and hot meals, we should use criminals to test
new medications and surgical procedures. Stop wasting money on new crash test
dummies. Also, people who drive slow in the left-hand lane should be the first
candidates.
On the
office...
There is absolutely no reason why anyone would need to make noise in the bathroom.
Sure, an occasional "Two at a time!" yell is acceptable in a stadium's Mens
room, but in an office environment, we don't want to hear people groaning or
talking to themselves. That's just wrong.
On government...
The U.S. government is the finest institution in the world....especially if
they are reading this.